RE: Crypto-Land - a Comedy by @fyrstikken

I messed up , I made it all in a notepad file and I didn't know that adding it into the youtube subs would be much harder , I tried and I failed . Here is the Things I got Done : ----------------------
Hello Steemians Good to be here Steemit is such a nice place to gossip about the rest of the internet and what people are doing , I was listening to my neighbour across the hall who is part of a community of bitcoin traders and they talk really loud I just lost $9000 dollars on Bitfinex , that's right all my drug money! . and not too long ago apparently , they must have gotten pretty wrecked because I have not seen him since the day fin-ex got hacked .: So we have tried to find out who has hacked fin-ex so far we have no clue what fin-ex even is , we have looked under dumpsters , we have stopped random people on the streets . We even looked up a suspicious teenager for about a week , but he was just collecting pokemon , with his phone.I only have 1000 dollars left , I dont know what to do , AHHHH , I should've listened to Fyrstikkens warnings about that place , shitfinex , why do bad things always happen to me , I am wrecked , inaudible Its a sad sound really , why cant criminals be like they used to be back in the good old days . Have you ever heard of a herd of degenerate gamblers cry out at once? , its haunting like a hipo herd burning alive , chasing bank robbers with fast cars used to be fine chasing bitcoin hackers? are you kidding me , I hope he comes back soon , it is after all his turns to clean the stairs. SONG

I remember when Bitcoin was something that the supermario brothers collected , i bet that a bunch of people that lost their money are smashing their heads against the bricks hoping coins pop out . I was on poloniex when Steem just hit the fan , and I was like those unlucky ones who just cant seem to catch a win , though I had 10 Bitcoins and I went 50/50 on SteemDollars and SteemCoin I can't believe how stupid I was , It was the wrong coin , I was supposed to buy Steem for Steemit.com what the hell do i do now? , oh the sweet relish of death , for all those people who lost their bitcoins this is like the great depression of the 1920's except instead of needing to move back into their parents house they never left! SONG

FOr thousands of people they dont know what they are going to do with all their bitcoins gone , they might have to go back to actual work like the peasents they were to begin with , at least that was what the leading romanian bitcoin expert told me as he made my coffe this morning . I have been boring myself on the internet for years , until I discovered Fyrstikken after dark on Steemi.com , He cured me of my boredom , Follow him Follow him right now. dont miss out subscribe now. Hi im roger and I've just made 75 Bitcoins on 1random uk . this is a wonderful bitcoin only forex place in europe that is so easy to use , just this week i went long on the euro from the bottom and short in oil from the top , and Im super happy because I've just paid my debts so my cricketers ****** and im about to write a blog on steemit.com if you dont risk anything , you dont win anything , ask anyone on 1broker.com we have over 9000 followers and the place has been running since 2012 I understand a lot of people have lost a lot of money using shady exchanges like yomety and bitfinex there is no reason to do that just go to 1broker.com , send some bitcoins acrss and start trading some bitcoins , I'll help you to get started .

If your bitcoin is Stolen , Dont call 911

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azaan (56) 8 years ago (edited)