You should start a go-fund-me for your master...We wouldn't want him to have to go without an appropriate coronavirus mask through the inability to pay for it.
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You should start a go-fund-me for your master...We wouldn't want him to have to go without an appropriate coronavirus mask through the inability to pay for it.
Dear Master @galenkp, thank you for your concern, but the coronavirus cannot replicate in reptilian blood.
Now I just feel stupid...I hadn't considered that reverse-zoonosis, human to animal viral transfer, didn't apply to those of the reptilian species. Still, a mask would spare the rest of us from the sight of him.
Pardon me Master @galenkp for breaking character, but I laughed way too hard at this.
Haha! Well, laughter is the best medicine they say...And these days a little medicine is most welcome. Now...Back into character you!
Never!
I'm going full gonzo!!!