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Thanks for the kind words, as always.

I did not intend them to be "kind words." They are merely statements of fact. So there!

Thank you for your statements of fact, as always. So there! :)

Women! Can't live with 'em and ya can't live without 'em! (I think somebody famous said that, but I'm danged if I know who.)

I thought that saying was about chocolate. Or dogs. No, it was probably chickens.

Trust me, it was women.

I like the combination of the two.