99 Followers but a Whale ain't one

in #steemit8 years ago

I am at 99 followers so I thought
I would have a little fun with this Jay-Z song 99 Problems

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If you're having follower problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a whale ain't one
I got the steem patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that want ta make sure my casket's closed
Steem critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood, stupid?what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
I'm like "F*** critics" you can kiss my whole &##@&
If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward?
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits, well, I don't give a sh**, so
Social media mags try and use my a%$
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, f*****s
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that ir3m0del has

Enjoy
Up and Follow
Cheers!

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Following you now. Go 100! Upvoted as well.

:) Thanks #100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's been fun this week

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Welcome to Steem @ir3m0del I have sent you a tip

The struggle is real

Congrats!

That's some lite shit dude!

Funny post, thanks for sharing.

Social media mags try and use my a%$
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, f*****s

Best lines- really clever