I like the interactive way you laid it out with question and answer format.
This part below is really hilarious
Question: So there is a way to get back my account?
Answer: You're not following me. Your account is just a transaction in the blockchain, that can be unlocked by your owner / active / posting key. If you lose those keys, your only chance to recover your account is to remember the email address with which you signed up and then initiate a recovery process with Steemit INC.
This post well explains everything a newbie and any old user needs to know about Steemit security.
I have shared(resteemed) to my friends.
Glad you find it useful :)