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I dunno why everyone wants to be a whale or are so interested in getting their attention. They can be downright scary and obnoxious.

Umm.. Because they're rich and powerful?? I don't think there's a rational person here that, if they're honest with themselves, wouldn't mind an increase in either one or both of those areas...

There are less than 40 of them so far. Very daunting!