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Oh no man, don't get me wrong, I think it would be a cool t-shirt. It's just I am an old fuck these days. I have to be careful what I wear to make sure I look like a preening peacock :0)

I'll make you an exclusive tuxedo t-shirt.

Now we're talking!!

Do you have anything you want?

I'll gladly make you something.

You are too kind mate! I will have a think, I do love a good t-shirt!!