Whelp.
Sure enough, a couple weeks later imagine my surprise when a dubble-sided tee shirt arrived with their logo and the caption;
"I Got Lance In My Pants"
(what the)
Pee.S - I could really wear the tee on your show to prove I am not even making this up, we'll be rich, then famous.
Pee-Pee.S. - You do not have to use this idea until / unless you pretty much run out of everything else i.e. 'The Lost Midget-Toss" episode, etc, et alDear @jacquelyne - if I were on your show I think I would tell the story about how I wrote a crazy letter to the "Lance Snack Food Company" and asked to be their mascot. I said if they would kindly send me a shirt I would wear it proudly and promote their product.
- your thoughts
hahahahahah!!! That's great. We can use that. lol