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Pfeh. You keep saying things like that and someone might slip up and believe you, and then where would the world be? The scope of human emotional flexibility is unable to encompass that degree of sheer horror -- though I do have big brown eyes and big chubby cheeks, and if you're into that sort of thing, so be it.

I never impart wisdom, just neatly encapsulated evil which is primed and ready to root deep inside you, spreading insidious roots, and filling you to the brim with transcendent joy in life and insatiable lusts.

And guide you aright in life, but that's the nature of talented evil. Success at any cost.

Now just to define success ...

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