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Are you... Flirting with me?

I'm flattered. Seriously, I am.

And when I say flattered I do mean semi-erect

I think you are getting moist in your down belows...

Is this what is behind it all? Masturbation?

Pocket-Chug, you like dogs? Horn dogs?

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I bet you are sitting there right now flagging your penis.

Don't worry, we can still be friends. I know lots of people that smell like anchovies.

There's no stigma anymore. This is the 21st century.