1- A child went to his neighbor and said to him, "Do you have apples?"
Neighbor: Yes I have
Child: I also have
2- The professor told his disciples that they would bring him 4 paragraphs in the next day
A student went to his mother and said to her: "My mother gave me a sentence.
Mother: Go away from me
He wrote his mother and went to his sister as she listened to the songs and said to her: Give me a sentence
Sister: Let's go
He wrote to his sister and went to his brother watching television and said to him: Give me a sentence.
Brother Batman Batman
So he wrote it and went to his father as he quarreled with his neighbors
Father: I'm not afraid of you
He wrote all the paragraphs to the professor
He said to him: Where are the paragraphs that cost them
Student: Go away from me
PROF: What? Go with me to the manager
Pupil: Come on, come on
Student Manager: What do you do yourself?
Disciple: Batman Batman
Manager: What? I will beat you severely
Pupil: I'm not afraid of you
