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RE: How To Use Steemit To Trick People Into Reading Your Poorly-Written Garbage

in #steemit7 years ago (edited)

I'm shocked. You're so wrong. The videos that make most money are nothing to do with attractive young ladies eating yoghurt, that's so last year dude.
This year, they're cooking eggs and riding abused looking elephants. They're pole dancing and taking erotic selfies of themselves. They're announcing new ventures and doing Washu......of course, if you're not under 30, and god forbid a bloke. You need to write complex articles on crypto or 'coding'....or possibly have floppy hair and play your guitar whilst singing 'Imagine' and pretend you're sad cos lots of kids were killed by some maniacal conspiracy by the Democrats....
You see ? There are so many ways to make money here.....or you could take the sensible route that doesn't involve selling your soul and just buy some upvotes from the bots. At least this way, you're in control and you know there aren't going to be any 15 year old bangladeshi kids wanking over your semi naked time lapse video....
Buying votes is honest....the vast majority of the pretentious shite on here isn't .

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PPS I was trending today too....I started a new #scripturesunday tag and when I clicked on it. It said trending, and my article was the top post , trending ? pah I'm numero uno and didn't spend a cent.

I can't believe I've just written all that and you've only got 299SP...what a waste of time. I also forgot to tag you in a desperate attempt to catch your attention. @yallapapi that's one thing remedied.....

Please teach me your ways!!!