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I dress up as a whale. Excited to see your sign is working you rush out to greet me. I distract you with whale talk and before you realize it I am closing the door of the bunker from the inside. Click. My Bunker.

I leave the shire with my friend Sam, cross lands deep into Mordor, become insane along the way, destroy the Ring, earn eternal glory, return to the shire, request gandalf and to help out taking over the bunker. Create another movie. Get shit done in no time. Ask Gandalf to put the Bunker on blockchain. My Bunker.