BWAHAHA!! I have been trying to wrap my head around how this whole STEEMIT thing works, so your clickbait title absolutely caught my attention!
Loved that it turns out to have been a good thing for you.
Of course I still don't understand how to earn STEEM, or how this all works yet... I have found every "New Users Guide" I have read to be over complicated and confusing. Someone needs to write a "STEEMIT for DUMMIES" article. I'd resteem that!
@queenpine, thanks for dropping a comment here. I hope this helps you.
https://steemit.com/steemit/@mindover/steemit-for-dummies-like-me-everything-you-need-know-to-get-started