Congratulations brave wanderer of Virtual Reality landscapes, the honourable pilot of flying robots, The driver of next-generation cars.
Inventor of million wooden objects.
Your stories impressed me a lot. Sometimes I was horrified to death. Sometimes I laughed my ass off.
So it is 6,000. It may be a big number for someone, but it is small for someone like you. Because your talent deserves much more.
I present to you the dongus award!
I shall cherish it always and hand it down to my children. My disgusted, confused children who will then put me into a nursing home in a different state.
My pleasure to give it to you senpai. I wish you infinite luck and woman love.
I hope to become one day as great as you, master :D