Finally made it! A big thank you to all of my followers, new and old. Would not be here without you! It's been almost a year on steemit now and it has been one hell of a ride so far. Wow does time fly when you are having fun (and working hard).
I Raise My Glass to You!
Steemit 1k
As much as I don't like the "hey look at me posts" I also realize it is good to recognize goals and achievements. This was definitely one of them. I truly hope in this journey I have added value to some of your lives with the content I produced.
I really do enjoy helping people gain financial knowledge that equips them to make better financial decisions. Decisions that can hopefully improve their quality of life.
Life is meant to be enjoyed!
Okay Okay....I Know - the SBD giveaway contest already :-)
Since it's a celebration let's have some fun!
$5 SBD will be given away...
- To the one person that makes me laugh so hard I nearly spit out my drink
Rules?
- We don't do censorship here at steemit! There aren't any, just make a comment that answers this question...
What is the scaredy cat so afraid of???
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The winner will be picked by yours truly - whoever makes me laugh hardest or shake my head in complete and utter disbelief will get the prize. Let's atleast try to avoid NSWF comments if possible though.
The winner will be announced over the weekend so we have a few days for the foolishness to hit critical mass!
This was my introduceyourself pic from last July (yes I still look that good...hahaha)
Thanks for being on this journey with me!
OK - This was some fun. There was all sorts of shit that cam through, however only a handful answered the question: what is the scaredycat afraid of?
@isaria - fired a shot that hit close to home, and my hatred for it made it that much funnier.
So, cha-ching - She is our winner!
@scaredycatguide is afraid of the redrocket
This is a joke!
One day, I ordered a pizza and when it was arrived , I found out the deliverer was Bill Gate!
So I quickly told my mom about that and then,do you know what my mom said?
"Finally your dad was back!" LOL
LOL, nice!
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What is the scaredy cat so afraid of you ask??
The answer is quite simple you see...through all of time it has been well documented that the scaredy cat is deathly afraid of cool cucumbers with intimidating erections. Just ask Dr. John Bradshaw, anthrozoologist from the University of Bristol. He's studied the phenomenon for years and has concluded that cats are evolutionarily predisposed to be terrified of rock-hard cool cucs. Not to be mistaken for anxious cucumbers with massive but flaccid members, but instead, cucumbers that play it off like there's nothing to see and then BAM! Giant veggie dong right up in your whiskers.
As you peruse this overwhelming body of evidence for this assured claim, see if you can spot the terror-inducing prickly ding-dongs that really set these felines over the edge.
Your truth factory and scholar of all things related to pussy,
@Tayken
Think the last line was best of all lol :-)
😂 Just wanted to reveal my truth. Now you know exactly what you can call on me for :)
Hoping this motivates others to take @scaredycatguide seriously.
Its hard pronouncing your name, its scared-y-cat or scare-dy-cat lol
Or maybe it scar-edy-cat. Though that sounds like a painful history lol.
hehe.. yea lol
I wrote the same thing before my screen refreshed to see your comment. lmao
what about scar-de-cat? Surely we don't want to scar cats? My brain is in funny mode at the moment. lol :)
Lol....yes we are dancing a fine line on animal cruelty. Run cat, run!
Meow ;)
Hi @scaredycat! I don't wantcha money but I do want to send you a huge CONGRATULATIONS! 1000 is a huge accomplishment and no need for modesty, posting milestones seems to be a Steemit tradition (one I am still getting used to myself as I agree with your feelings on it!)
Hope you have an amazing second year and that it brings you even more than this first!
XO, See ya in Discord!
Thanks! Good thing - I already gave the money away to isaria's comment :-)
Yes, we have to embrace a little self-promotion in today's society. Hopefully the future will be even more prosperous for the both of us!
Haha perfect :)
Tis true, tis true... I don't doubt anything less! Steem on my friend :) Congrats one more time because you deserve it! XO
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Super glad to be part of that number. Sorry I have not had more time to comment on your posts, just like bat shit crazy busy! I'll get better!
Haha, Ok - I hear you though, past month has been bananas for me. And I have two fully functioning hands at the moment! :-)
Scaredycat is scared of me,scared of reading my post because it's going to blow him away.lol
Congratulations anyway.
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Congrats on reaching a 1.000 followers, that's an impressive achievement :)
Thank you sir! Hilarious gif :-)
Great job and great work! Happy for you and your achievements. @scaredycatguide looking forward to many more posts from you!!
Thanks brother!
No problemo.
Yay! Congratulations my friend! :D @scaredycatguide
Thank you! :-)
A Laser :P
Freaking laser beams lol :-)
The cat is afraid of his tail because it always chases him he gets worked up!
He's like a dog chasing his tail...scaredydog lol ;-)
The inscription says: My master — is an Idiot!
That poor cat!
Hahahahah=)) Her boss — a true idiot=))
Wish you were! XD
It can be a spin off the song "I want you to want me!" :-)
Grats man!! 1K followers is awesome!
I think scaredycat is afraid he'll never be able to bond well with other cats.
Source
Haha - that looks like me with women! :-)
The @scaredycatguide is afraid of having to sell all his properties, drop all his investments, and being forced to go back and work a 9-5 as the only way of earning an income...oh, and it's paycheck to paycheck life.
Was I right? Little too real? Lol
As I go hide under the covers in my bed....lol
So maybe I could put together something witty lol
@ScaredyCatGuide... Thanks 4 everything You do here... AND Congrats to You !!
1,000 Followers is a significant milestone...
Cheers !!
Thank you!
A Horse walks into a Bar to get a Drink, The Bar Tender says "Hey Why the Long Face ??"
A Bear walks into a bar and says "Hey Bartender...........................................................................can I get a drink? Bartender says "Sure, by why the big paws" lol
Hah, what do you know, I'm one of those followers :o
Sweet! and thanks!
Absolutely nothing. If you were. Your book wouldn't sell. You wrote an entire guide on how not to be scared.
I suppose the worst thing you could be scared about, is if you were in the middle of a rental agreement or property purchase agreement where you were the buyer... and the deal became extremely hard to negotiate... and you see in the seller's hands a copy of your book!!
You'd exclaim! Hey! I wrote that! You can't use that against me!!
...and then you woke up and it never happened. Or could it?
Doo Da Doo Da Doo Da... (insert creepy music here)
P.S. Congratulations on your milestone! You're always a friendly face [or avatar] when we see you on our blogs and I appreciate your curation efforts. Thank you from every single one of us.
Hahaha, nice! Maybe my real fear is no one buys the book...lol.
Resteemed you my friend. My last resteem before my next post. I hope it does you well. :)
Much appreciated my friend!
Cucumbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bravo! :-)
Here we go, Scaredycat is afraid of those readers.
Congratulations, on 1k followers!
Getting caught by the IRS, because the cells are rat infested!
Haha...but don't cats chase the rats ;-)
Not scaredy cats 😂
You are afraid that the monkeys can't dance, but look at all the commenters in here, dancing their asses off!
Great Job Guys :)
Gonzo, your profile pic is perfect as you are on another planet my friend lol ;-)
Congrats on the Thousand Followers!
Thanks bud!
Wow! What a milestone achievement. I must confess this is inspiring and having read several post from you, I am certain you deserve even more. It is indeed a privilege and honour to have been a part of this significant feat. Congratulations.
Thank you sir! I have definitely put in some work.
I know it is shirley temple that scaredycatguide is afraid of:
Shirley might stomp on the cat's tail!
;)
no ... wait .. this is it....
Cat is scared of getting caught in that hair!
:D
wow i hope i'm not late. congrat on your achievement.
The scaredy cat fear two things: Height and jump
Enjoy your sweet achievement I'm at your back
Tight quarters for the cat and the fax! ;-)
Lolz. Very correct buddy
You're scared of being called a weatherman.
My wife calls me the weatherman because I'm rarely right and I never delivered the 8 inches I promised.
Congrats on the 1000. I've was one around 900. lol Peace out...
Thanks! Funny stuff. The cat gif is classic!
👏
Congratulations .... upvoted and Followed
Thanks, much appreciated!
What is the scaredy cat so afraid of???
STRONG ISLAND!!!
;-)
Shaking my head...lol
Woo Hoo!
Nice man. Wouldn't it be nice if every one of them voted the same post the same time. ^^
For real - I'll do a back flip if 10% of them did! :-)
Congratulations, man! Well deserved! Awesome to see my recruiting campaign paying off – all those people I’ve been sending 0.001 SBD with a message to follow you on Steemit. Now, after 100 SBD spent and 1% conversion rate, you can enjoy your 1000 followers and I can set my sights on the next target for you: 10,000 followers! By the way, can anyone lend me 1,000 SBD, please?
Hahaha.....nice man! :-)
Congratulations on the Badge...
congratulationss bro
Oh I have to think hard on this! Resteemed & upvoted.
Also, Congrats!!!
Thanks my LI comrade!
I don't have anything funny to say, but congrats on 1000 followers!
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Congratz!
"Hey there is a cigarette in your ear!"
-"What? I don't hear you, I have a cigarette in my ear."
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Congrats on the following that's awesome! Glad to be a part of that number :) Steem on!