Steemit spammers have no such yummy flavor
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But if we don't start taking the personal time to slap these spammers in their naughty little typing fingers, they are going to continue to swamp our platform with useless, time-wasting drivel.
Your writing cracks me up. In all seriousness, though, comment spammers drive me up the fucking wall! I'm more than willing to flag any little Steemturd who begs for upvotes/follows/etc. and then SELF-UPVOTES. Ugh, NO!
I will always explain that I have flagged at 1% (and the specific reason) so that their worthless comment goes down to the bottom where it belongs. Obviously, I'm not trying to annihilate a newbie's reputation.
Hopefully, if enough people take your advice, the spammy groveling will diminish.
glad to provide the giggles; I have tried to copy P.J. O'Rourke's style