Hey there, my friends and followers.
I am making a pledge to reach 1000 Steemit followers within the next 24 hours or I will commit ritual seppuku.
Context
Last night I told my wife that @papa-pepper had over 3k followers.
Her response was something like "and you don't even have a thousand?"
And... that's about it.
How I plan to do this
Well, by doing the kind of stuff that I talk about all the time here lol
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I'm going to comment like crazy, curate, and post a bunch, and hopefully in 24 hours from this point I will not have to cut my own guts out.
Luckily, I have 960 followers already, so I only have 40 to go.
:)
You are so stupid, either that or a big fat liar. Commiting suicide is not worth it just because you didnt reach 1000 followers. You are just trying to make people follow you in a very cheap way.
Not just suicide, seppuku.
Its better than committing Sudoku.
Honorable Subaru
I hate to be that guy, but you seem to be making light of suicide with this post. Exotic ritualized suicide, but suicide nonetheless. Not cool.
You're not the only one who thinks that @nocturnal
Is possible to make it in less than 24 hours
39 needed only..
I hope to have in the next 24 hours 1001 Followers
and I hope also some of my followers to follow you soon
30 left...
Perhaps I have a chance.
38 left now!
Only 38 people with a functional hand required.
I think 150 comments is all you need.
Or another exceptional Shayism post.
EDIT: Just checked mine. Highest I got in a day is 42. If an Asian can do it, Americans must. :P
Shayism?
That's a new one!!!
LOL!!!
Almost begging for followers... Just kidding, you're providing so much helpful content week after week. You deserve it! ;-)
lol
Yeah, I'm not really begging. Just saying -- if I don't get them, seppuku.
Hey looks like you're almost there. A last little push and you might make it safe. Resteemed!
unfollow :D
I knew it! It's backfiring!!! lol
"Do not beg for followers"
Plan suicide instead...kek
😂😂😂😂
I could unfollow and refollow you, but that wouldn't really help....
lol!
I wouldn't be surprised if posting about doing this will only backfire XD
Maybe I don't know my followers as well as I thought I did haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎
Wow That is extreme hahahaha . But sure I am gonna try to reach the 200 followers as well
It's not possible but if anyone should reach, let me know i would have a tip for them
Did it ;)
https://steemit.com/steemit/@shayne/1000-f-o-l-l-o-w-e-r-s-how-steemit-saved-my-life
Seppuku! I'd like to see that. Will you be filming and then posting? JK. Keep up the good work and you'll get there. You have a great channel.... is that what we call it here on steemit? Page? IDK. Enjoyed.
I'll make sure to livestream it on YouTube if I don't reach the goal.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha ! OH MY!
Good-luck i am sure you will do it !!!
now, only 39 to go,
go go go :)
Did it!!
:D
cheers !!
You will make it....1000 steemit followers and more than 1000 followers...wishes you good luck :-)
right now you've got 962, only 38 to go 😉🤣 ,resteemed hopelly some of my meager following will click onto you
:(
You have dishonored your family.
Goodluck! Upvote followed resteemed clapping nodding dancing sacrificing to odin.
Odin be praised!!
If I could, I would follow you twice. :p
JK!I hope you reach 1000 soon. :)
I appreciate the support!
"Her response was something like "and you don't even have a thousand?"
And... that's about it." Now that's funny. Thanks for the good laugh. Glad to be part of the 1000 already
Yep, that's my marriage lol
Already following you. :)
Wow 1000, I was proud of reaching 100 today.
Wishing you good luck in achieving your goal.
Wait!...Wait!...Wait!...let me get my follow in... and here i was shooting for 10....LOL
You're a life saver!!! lol
holy crap dude.. jus means your articles are good. Thanks for the boost in SP as I think this time next week I'll be over 50SP
Keep it up man! I believe in you :D
awww shucks.. I'm gonna jump off a building and fly now (please don't take that literally)
Please don't die. Steem is only at the beginning !
I didn't die!
:D
I have but only one follow to give....would you be needing my 110 Buck knife?
I might have needed it, but it looks like I'm safe -- for now!!
You're on 972 and I'm on 981. Who will get to 1000 first? Ironic that my post about not following back seemed to gain me a few
Lol yeah. And I resteemed that's one too -- just before posting this! Lol
Cheers. It's not a competition, unless you want it to be :)
I see you got your 1000. Congratulations. I just need another 4. Need to go fishing for minnows :)
You did it!!
I'm all ready following!!! what can i do
We did it!
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