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You could just pay eppo like 7 soles to take you.....fuck man, i was really hoping you had some smuggling scheme in mind or something cool. You just want to go gay ass swimming where the water is warmer. Youre Canadian for christs sakes. Bringing Colombian weed or even just Ecuadorian cheese and peanut butter I could get on board with.....

“On board” hahah

Sorry I lost all that coolness in my 20's when I realized everything I thought was cool was going to lead to incarceration or overdose, meh