I yell into the bunker that Elle MacPherson is outside looking for someone to give her directions back to the highway. I put a cardboard cutout of her near the side of the road. In the photo it appears She's broken her shoe and torn her blouse. You see "her" with your security cameras. In your haste to be helpful to this former super model you don't look behind you when you leave the bunker and I bonk you over the head with a plywood cutout of Chuck Norris. While your head has little birds flying around it and you can't see straight... I quietly slip into your bunker and lock you out, you dirty old man. My bunker!
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