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Humans might be the only species to experience awkwardness.

Stigmatatata from Lake Titicaca!

Can I trust this person? That one? How do I know what's real and what's not?

I am Cornholio! You will name your baby Bungholio! Is he an albino? Holio Bungholio... will be albino... and a gringo....

I don't know. Do you think I have one?

Run as you may! You cannot escape...the Almighty Bunghole!