The Twelve Steps of Steemit Anonymous

We admitted we were powerless over steemit - that our lives had become unmanageable.
Came to believe a cryptocurrency greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of @dan and @ned.
Made a searching and fearless inventory of our crypto wallets.
Admitted to @dan and @ned, to ourselves, and to steemit the exact nature of our wrongs.
We're entirely ready to have @dan and @ned remove all the blogs that sucked.
Humbly ask @dan and @ned to remove all of our stupid comments and upvotes.
Made a list of all persons we had tried to spread steemit to and made amends with them.
Made direct amends to those who we made fun of on the internet.
Continued to take personal inventory of curation and author rewards.
Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with @dan and @ned as we understood them, praying for knowledge of what they might upvote next so we can get the curation reward.
Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to steemiholics, and practice these principles in all our affairs.