Sort:  

!LOLZ

How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

Credit: reddit
@steemelements, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @remindme.bot
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

!LOLZ

They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!

Credit: reddit
@remindme.bot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @cheaperwhale
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.

Credit: reddit
@gtw, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @steemelements
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

!LOLZ

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.

Credit: reddit
@steemelements, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @grand.strategy
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)