My brain could not comprehend the serious business-like nature of your helpful suggestion without any humor, until the relief came when you brought it home with a Dan handjob joke.
It was like sitting down on a nice Sunday with breakfast and a newspaper to read the comics, only to find the local business section in its place, ending with the "massage" ads.
haha
well I guess the wall street journal's reputation has taken a hit if they're mostly covering heroin smuggling and broken condoms these days