Love it! But more questions will always follow for most people, but this may be a good exit strategy:
me: Get paid to post shit
Susan: What?
me: Get paid to post shit!
Susan: Why? and How?
me: Go to steemit dot com
Susan: And what would I find there?
me (yoda voice): you'll see...mmmm, yeeeesss...yooouu'll seeee.....hmhmhmhmhm!
(I run off into a corner)