Wow! I don't know how, but 600 suckers have clicked follow. 
I love you all, and I promise to try to achieve higher and higher standards of tastelessness and controversy.
Wait. Not that. I promise to try to publish the highest quality articles
Hmm... nope. I promise I will keep trying to entertain you.
.... I promise this is the last BS post that I will publish.
That last one was probably innacurate.
Congrats on your milestone and all the best with another 600 followers.
Keep posting and it is great to be part of the Steemit community and see you around :)