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Haaha vote me plss i am new :) i follow

here dude, have 4c, on me

That is how I deal with telemarketers.
I almost wrote that it is litererally how I deal with telemarketers but I stopped myself.

haha
that's the one down side to cell phones
you can't hang up in a very resolute and satisfying way

Right. I just speak when they are talking and get quiet when they stop. Then hang up like closing a door.

By the way, thanks for heads up on the punchline tag.

ya I think it's a better way for some quicker wits on here to make a bit of money instead of trying to type up an 800 word essay with two jokes in there, trying to make it look like it's worth a reward

be a while before it takes off, we have a few funny ppl, but we don't have a lot of people who are use to writing jokes/memes/one liners, and creating the latter takes a little getting use to

I think we'll get there slowly

Haha Atleast not without breaking the screen

I actually do have a mole on my back that needs checking.

You didn't say cat pictures. Score!!

I don't mind cat pictures :p

Optional new cat picture post then with your permission! Knight to B4, check.

https://steemit.com/funny/@steemmatt/unicorn-cat

i took a look, even tho i was unfamiliar with your battleship reference

Man you are always one joke ahead. This is like comedy school.

hahaha .... lol

That's even for the mole? :P