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have you tried turning your body off and then back on? sometimes this requires a second person to be effective. or a visit to YouPorn.

Guess I should have mentioned the laptop
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wait, is this a serious post? because i honestly have no idea if that's the case.

i can do sarcasm and word play all fucking night, however.

and really, you should know better.

laptops have feelings too. NEVER leave them out.