I had to try the Hemingway Editor after you said:
If you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can try the Hemingway text editor. Just don't come crying to me after it tells you your writing is awful.Surprisingly, it like my writing style. Though, I was disappointed; apparently, I only write at a 6th grade reading level. Then again, that might not be a bad thing for a mass audience.
You used a semicolon correctly, I bet that made it orgasm.
Is English your native language? Because it isn't mine. And I am not going to tell you what grade that bitch put me in.
Yes, English is my native tongue. It's disappointing that a college graduate can not write above the six grade level, Lol. If see any my English professors, I'm hiding.