That is brilliant. Hazing with a paddle.
Seriously, I love your ideas. I brought a family member on recently. She said "I don't really want to go back to a combination of English 101, I thought you said it was social media", it felt to her like English 101 at a community college, and where you have 25 different bosses who are all on different pages.
While I agree spam can be annoying, there is also this growing attitude of "policing". Shrugs.
:) There are xxx number of users and we all have different visions. It will all work out, thanks for engaging people.