Best Steemit Jokes!

in #steemit9 years ago

I ordered some Steemit wristbands to give away to people at my local park! Now I'm giving away 5 free Steemit wristbands on here! Give me your best Steemit joke down below! I'll pick the best after 2 weeks has passed! Winners be notified in the comments and get the greatest wristbands ever!!!

Three Steem for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Steemit where the Steem lie.
One Steem to rule them all, One Steem to find them,
One Steem to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Steemit where the steem lie.

                                - Love, wormy 
                                               stay steemy my friends
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