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Nobody wants that. Last time I lasted 6 months, still looked like Scooby Doo's mate.

Post a photo of that man! I'm sure you got a few kicking around, didn't read anything about being your current beards I got see this mess.

No, no selfies of that, and I'm not walking around with dryer lint stuck to my chin for another 6 months just to take a photo :)
Not sure if you saw @kombatwombat delegated 1000 SP to @silvergoldbotty.
If she could drop him 20 steem and blow him a kiss at some point that'd be great :)