Kids Say the Funniest Things!

in #steemitmamas6 years ago (edited)

I've just discovered that @steemitmamas is running a contest for parents. This one is on the theme of kids saying the darndest things. It's been a while since my girls were little, so I can't remember most of the funny things they came up with, but there are a couple of things my eldest said that have stuck in my he'd. So I thought I'd take this opportunity to share them.

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I can't remember exactly how old she would have been at the time, but I'd guess about 4 or 5.

Pancakes were always popular in our house and one day, when I was making them, she came into the kitchen just as I was tossing the pancake and gave me this compliment:
"Mummy, you are such a good tosser!"

The other incident was when we were in the car and she confidently told my husband and I that she knew what boys' private bits were called: "They are called peanuts!"
She thought it so funny that were called a food!

Don't you just love the innocence of children?

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On the way to get icecream a couple of years ago, Evelyn told me to smash bitconnect and hodl, daddy.
They're so naive at that age.

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LOL, do you say that out loud???

ahahah, I'm still only 24 so I don't have kids, but I can tell some stories about myself, for example, when I was around 3-4 years old I decided to do a kamehameha wave (like Goku from DragonBall) in the middle of the beach, I screamed my lungs out trying to do it xD My parents were so embarrassed, I was so stupid xD ahhaah

Haha! Love it! You just reminded me of my nephew when he was around that age. He's just a few years older than you, so similar era. I don't know if you ever saw gladiators. He loved it and used to charge upon and down the house yelling "are we ready?!!" Thankfully he kept it to the house!

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Chuckle. That is hilarious. :)
They do say the darnedest things.

Oh god I remember the peanuts incident. That's what Max told me. He also said that girls' bits were called virginias

I couldn't remember the girls' bits!

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That’s so funny! I love the innocence of children and how their brains work! 😄

Thanks for sharing!

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Ah that's hilarious!!! Xx Cute.

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Hhaha! That's great! Our older kid is now of the age where we do have to be careful what we say around her...

Lol! That would probably be the age where hubby and I started calling each other "daddy" and "mummy" after my eldest started yelling "Shaun!" up the stairs, copying me!

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Ha ha, my wife swears a bit... The youngest has started copying her! It's quite funny....