Hello steemains let me make you
Laugh Away Your Burden a bit 🤣🤣
I will sign my marriage certificate with pencil. I don't trust girls😎
My first kiss was when I was 6 months old ... All these neighbours be sucking my lips .. They thought I don't know anything 😂🤣
Before you start any relationship make sure you have airtime. (full stop)🤑🤑
We all once pretended to fall asleep in our rooms just because we don't want to greet the visitors🤸🤸
An Ijebu man telling you "WAIT AND SEE" Is like MTN telling you, you have only one minute remaining🏃🏃
Real men ask for account number
why boys ask for phone number
Ladies are My communicating🤐🤐Am looking for a girl friend that will look into my eyes and say to me "" baby we have suffered too much , use me for ritual .""" do we still have such girls😂😂🤣
Seriously, after smokers, the next people who are liable to die young are those who don't mind their business.🙄🙄
Dat Ashawo Life Dat Got You An IPhone Will Surely Buy U A Car Never Give Up My Sister😂🤸🤸
If you want to bleach, bleach with sense, don't come and be looking like traffic light. Yellow face, Green veins and Red neck🤣🤣
To the ladies with flat ass, please tie your babies on your stomach. I saw a baby hanging on it's mother's thighs🤔🤔
Teacher enters class and wrote
" Can there be a healthy relationship without money? "
Sade stood up angrily and said because I asked for 1000 last night, you've brought it to class.😏😏When they say study maths, you deny. Now ya pregnant cos you're unable to calculate your period.😂😂
Before you go out for Morning Walk today, Remember "A rabbit runs but lives only 15years, meanwhile a tortoise doesn't run, does nothing and lives 250 years"😉😉
We that we're using our Saturday morning to sleep we know what we are doing😇😇
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