My entry
That awkward moment when you see yourself sitting close to a beautiful lady in class, who you have a crush on. you guys exchange pleasantries and you notice she was so engrossed with the sex magazine she's reading. You asked her what the sex book is all about that she hardly paid attention in the seminar.
Girl: This is a wonderful magazine about sex. It says that Americans have the longest pennis, Spanish guys have the biggest diameter and while croatian guys have the highest stamina in bed. By the way, my name is Becky. What's yours?"
Me: my name is Sam Antonio Djokovic, nice to meet you.
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