It's hilarious because you wouldn't even try it. :) You might look for better tasting varieties of kale, or some other so called super food that tastes better than kale, but you wouldn't go looking for a meat that not only tastes like kale, but has all the nutrients of kale without the meat side effects.
I could be wrong, but unless there's some maggot or beetle that eats kale and thus tastes like it, and is able to transmit all its nutrients through its meat, such a thing does not exist and you wouldn't waste your time trying to find it.
Y'all need to see the movie "Earthlings" by Joaquin Phoenix. That movie will make you vegan REAL quick.
what is that movie?
yes sir, very good points.