Excellent opening sentence. Grabbed my attention right away.
I loved that I did not have any information about what is going on, or who this zombie is, but I got a personality and setting so easily in my mind. Great storytelling.
You could use a few more commas, though. As a proofreader, the missing commas burn into my soul, but there's no way I could list them all, haha.
And "It’s eyes were huge" is using the wrong its.
"You shall have hte run of my kitchen" has a clear typo, too.
I found this highly amusing from beginning to end, it was a great read.
Thanks @lhmac. There's a whole background behind this. This was churned out very quickly straight into the window and (I'm so sorry!) not proofed. Apologies for the missing commas!
Please check out the Steemlords tag (https://steemit.com/trending/steemlords) to see what this is all about (although I have to confess, it still may not make a lot of sense) :-)