Dear minions,
As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake up to Spineback wolf drool on my pillows. I've got Skeleton Assassins in my closet. Twisted Jesters jump out of my cupboard....
... But honestly, what am I supposed to do with a divine healer?!
If I tell my supervillain friends I've got a divine healer, they will laugh at me.
"Ooooo a Divine Healer, wow so spooky LOLOLOL"
"What, no Haunted Spirit? No Cerberus?"
"HAHA a Divine Healer, not even a Crustacean King, Deceth what a loser".
So listen, I'm just going to go ahead and give this Divine Healer away for FREE. I can't be seen near it. Just ask for the thing in the comments below, and one of you will randomly get it. I can't wait to be rid of it.
No Upvote, No Resteem, No Follow Required! Listen, I've got a reputation to maintain and a Divine Healer just isn't a terrifying monster. I mean, I'm sure he's a cool guy and what not, but where's the razor sharp teeth, spikes, or venomous tentacles?!
If you don't know what the hell I'm talking about, Play Steem Monsters. <-- Use this affiliate link for bonus free Divine Healers whenever I get stuck with the bloody things.
I plan to feed the divine healer to my Hydra if I win it :)
You have the best plan by far... Still the winner will be selected by Russian roulette... I mean randomly of course.
Could I have your Divine Healer please?
You are entered in the draw, but I wouldn't get too excited, I can't even get him to mop the floor or dust the furniture. All he does is sit there mumbling to himself about the weather.
I want it so bad
He doesn't even bite...
I'm sure I could put your divine healer to good use
Yeah, you can throw him in the dungeon or use him as an office space decorator.
I want this card.
who can say no to a divine healer
Divine healter would do well in my collection
Yeah, in a dust collection maybe...
I guess he will make good deeds with me
Is this your Steem Monsters Id? I must rid myself of this non monster card, and the power of randomness deems you worthy...
Yeah, it is.
Thank you
Divine Healer sent, good riddance!!
Thank you 🙏
That's the problem, I need monsters who do evil deeds!!!
I want this card.
I want a Christmas gift!
@yanyanbebe
Gimme the card, quickly! I will make him dissapear!
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Very tempting, will you use a bottomless pit?!
I would love a Divine Healer and a date with Shakira. 🙏
Send me one hundred billion Steem and I will get you both!!
I wish. 🤣🤣🤣
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This card I will definitely make disappear.
I would love to have it :)
Contest closed!!! Random number generator summoned. Winner to be announced Shirley. Surley you didn't just call me Shirley? Shortly.
@joel0101, the randomness demons have deemed you worthy of this wretched Divine Healer. Is this also your Steem Monsters Id? Let me know I can't wait to be rid of it.