Much like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing !
Yes, you read that right. This topic is about nothing at all. I have nothing of substance to say and in this topic neither do you.
Rules
Place a random comment in the comment section. It can be about anything, the more crazy and shocking the better. This contest is about having fun and reading the other entries so don't forget to upvote the entries that you thought were the craziest.
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Monkey butts.
Something not nothing is on its way to your SM account.
Yes! Thank you. Sea Monsters Rule!
The guy who started Match.com, wanted everyone to join his new project - so his girlfriend did, and she left him for a guy she met on Match.com. How's that for irony?
I read that somewhere before ..... crazy stuff.
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Sounds painful .......
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Neighbor one: " Hey, can I borrow that hammer?"
Neighbor two: "Sure, but if you lose it, you can't use it anymore."
...yes, this is from an actual conversation I overheard once, years ago....
What if I "borrow " a hammer and then "pretend" to lose it.
That way the owner won't be able to use it anymore :P
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BEERfor you. Enjoy it!Did you know that 14 days were removed from September 1752. It was the shortest month ever.
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Wasn't it 11 days .....
Either way, interesting tidbit of information.
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A Challenge for the most ridiculous comment, damn I'm so in. Let's get it on!
You know who's not playing a deciding role in this challenge?
Do you know how WorldWar2 showed us that french man are bad in bed?
Why are refugees so bad at reading?
Who is the worst person in the world to tell you: "You are so very positive!"
What's a female cop called on her period?
"I'd really love to have something stable in my life again."
Some scientists found a way...
Why do the french build ships with glass floors?
Last week I made a joke about a Train...
What's the difference between joking about blacks or joking about disabled persons?
The Father: Son, you are adopted.
Son: WHAT, really?
The Father: Yes, go pack your stuff.
Theodor 38, Virgin, in Texas at 7:40 am, after his first cup of coffee
Theo: "Look, mama, I'm a 3D printer!"
Mama: "Damn, close that door when you take a s*it!"
What's a Russian tree called?
One evening, a father goes to his youngest son:
Son, do you know what your older brother said when I educated him about sex?
So the 13year old Daniel replied shocked
Oh noo, please not! Don't!
and the father replied:
Yes, that's right.
1 pound of Cole + 2 kilos of Cole + 1 m² of pressed cole = ??
a Hotel waitress:
"Good morning sir, what can I do for you?"
the Gentleman
"I'd like to have 3 eggs with a sausage and some juice."
a Hotel waitress:
"That sounds great! But what do you want for breakfast?"
Can you still call it beef, when two vegetarians are having a fight?
If two vegan soldiers run from battle, can they be called chickens?
Thomas 17:
I learned 3 things today!
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@rentmoney, I am living the life of Sunday, like don't want to go into Monday. Friday is best friend because it tells that one day to go for Saturday but Sunday is tentative one because it tells that one day to go for Monday. Thursday starts little excitement because next day is Friday which is best friend of Saturday but not that much of Sunday. 😁 😁
In my opinion those people can relate with this who are working or worked Week Days and 9 to 5 jobs.
Have a great time ahead and stay blessed.
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Sundays are the best ... I like mine with with syrup on them.
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I put this meaningless sentence here deliberately, purposefully to make it inevitable for you to read this comment.
I really hope it's not twins.
And I read all those lame jokes... I read the funny ones too...
Triplets ????
The sea genie is on its way!
Nope! Just one. Phew.
Thank you :)
I always love these posts about nothing.
It reminds me of a kitten riding
Jean Luc Boulder Boy as he chases Indiana Jones!