I started laughing right away at this. Just by reading the title I was hooked. Man I kind of know a guy like the virgin. About that age too. He is super lame to be honest and he would always say he was making out with girls at parties but every single time I would see him he was never making out with any girls. He was just being awkward and creeping them out. It was ridiculous. I would just shake my head.
The guy who does the hookers is like a vulture. Just goes after the road kill. Neither one of these guys are lions.
