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Warning: This post contains black humor
Some of the benefits that we can enjoy the cretins are:
1.You don't have to participate in any of the events in the office, because they all hate you.
2.You don't have to fit well with anyone. Because you don't care what others think of you.
3.You can free your mind constantly.
4.You don't have to spend on a date, because nobody will want to go out on a date with you.
5.You don't have to endure someone calls, because no one will call you.
6.These safe from family meals, since they never invite you.
7.The cretins have fun more and deep inside your heart are happy.
8.The cretins do not have the need to plead for love. Because, the only human being matters to them are themselves and no one else.
9.You can laugh if it falls on an old woman, without feeling guilty.
10.If you are a woman. You don't have to withstand the dramatic talks of your friends, because they do not have.
11.You'll be drowned in pleasure, by not being tied on what people think of you.
12.They do not believe in karma, since experience tells us that if you're a cretin, life will treat you better.
13.and as an added bonus. You will be like some of your favorite characters:
If you see anime then these will come into your favorites:
Vegeta
Light yagami
Sasuke
If you are the comics:
Iron Man
Joker
Deadpool
Jefe de Piter J. Jonah Jameson
If you are a lover of the television series:
Charlie of Two and a half men
Sheldon Cooper
Dr house
Some characters from other movies:
Jack Sparrow
Shelock Holmes
Tyler durden to Fight Club
The Godfather
Some may enter the list, as some historical character:
Constantino
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