Sort:  

Shake shake shake, you roll the 20-sided die.

You rolled a 17.

Dual wield : @rolld20

Shake shake shake, you roll the 20-sided die.

You rolled a 19.

OMG. C'mon.

Dual wield : @rolld20

Shake shake shake, you roll the 20-sided die.

You rolled a 19.

Hahaha, freakin' unbelieveable... last time... dual wield : @rolld20

Shake shake shake, you roll the 20-sided die.

You rolled a 20.

Dual wield gives you 2 attacks so both of those actions are 1 attack.
If you can get s few hits in you will kill it.

Also you need to roll for your new hearts for your level up

Go go go go go hearts : @rollthedice

Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 5.

(ET appears to be going into convulsions, I thought I got the poison out of him...)

Oh my.....
But you only used 2 actions. Dual wield let’s you attack once with each weapon.
So you can keep attacking or I will roll to finish your turn,,

Hahaha, I never knew this... I thought it was double or nothing. Thanks!

Ah, how do we know which attack is the poison axe and which is the other one? Should I be specifying?

Yep calling them out is best

Awesome! Can do! Thanks for the nudge!