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Quaid: "Yes! If he's a "special" merchant he should really be marketing! Branding! For giant frog legs as big as a man's come talk to...? Wait, what's his name? What rhymes with his name?"
@rolld20 personality

Shake shake shake, you roll the 20-sided die.

You rolled a 4.

Shake shake shake, you roll the 20-sided die.

You rolled a 5.