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You slowly open the chest and discover Go Fasters

@chestbot lets open chest 3,
what's inside? let me see....

You slowly open the chest and discover Heavy Shield

A shield and consumables, its better than nil,
but maybe some rings, potions or quills?
@chestbot let's go, onto number 4
maybe give me something to bashdown a door!

You slowly open the chest and discover piercing arrows x10

Oh hoo! These are the sharpest!
@chestbot do you have anything for markets?
chest 5 might be full of gold
diamonds, gems or silks with a fold?

You slowly open the chest and discover Dwarven Axe