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OK... Uhhhh maybe pierce it to your navel. What's wrong with keychain. I got my keys in my pocket all the time. Nobody has ever tried to steal them. I never leave them laying out for anyone to ever have a chance to take them. I most certainly wouldn't leave them out if a gram of gold was on them...

Ahhaha I don’t do piercings wouldn’t you do that? 😛

Do ittttt get a gold bar keychain 🤣

Yeah I probably would. I'd be a little secret only my lover and my doctor would know about.

Hahahhaha nice!