Right, where to start? A funny thing happened today, the day started like any other and the Rwanda Santa Maria pocket silver coin was all snug inside the pants pocket when all of a sudden the pocket lining split and the silver coin slipped inside to regions no pocket silver should ever be subjected to and he fell down the inside leg to a strange land...... The Planet of the Grapes!!!!
No seriously this shits happening and ive the photographs to prove it, got to be said half way through the realisation that im a 42 year old bloke sticking lego men legs on grapes and photographing them on horseback has made me question the direction my life is going, do i need help? is this normal? I used to go to the pub with friends but.... I mean im only a sports car and an oriental dominatrix short of a midlife crisis. Anyway on with the show....
The poor old pocket silver piece had plumited all the way down the inside pants leg and was captured by a couple of grapes on horseback and was taken back to grape city where he was paraded infront of king grape, what is this strange coin bellowed King Sultana? This silver is far too big to fit inside the pockets of grapes and must be melted down imediately.
The pocket silver was obviously shitting himself but as the grapes tried to grab him he yelled in his most Charlton Heston voice "get your hands off me you god damn dirty grapes"
The Santa Maria was bundled onto a wagon and shipped off to the juicer to be melted down into grape pocket sized coins, there was an armed escort the entire way making sure the silver coin couldn't escape from this current predicament, eh? eh? currant as in dried grape! Anyway this is a truly terrifying scenario that even too fooked up for David Lynch to get his head around. Is this the end of the road for the pocket silver piece?
AHAAAaa... take that you seedless bastard, trapped in the coin capsule i had escaped from to become the pocket piece haha, and as the capsule slowly squashed the evil grape menace you could see him make a little wine as the capsule locked shut.
The pocket silver was now going ape shit and was stacking grapes and even getting fancy boxes to keep them in as he waged a one coin war against every grape citizen on the planet, hes the god damn grapenator!
The grapes are fighting back and have sent reinforcements, the pocket piece jumps on a horse and speeds off while the grapes are in persuit.......
Will the pocket piece escape and find his way back to the warm and sometimes moist comfort of his pocket, will this seed a sequel with more juicy bits? Have i completely lost the plot? tune in next time for more adventures of.......pocketsilverpiece.
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Very creative! Thanks for sharing.
creative / insane .... its a fine line
Yes you do need help, no, this isn't "normal" I think the midlife crisis is already happening BUT...what FUN !!! Great story, can't wait for the sequel..RIP grapes, may they ferment into goodness.
Yea, i had a grape time ;)
Your raisin the bar now
Got to keep the comments currant
I came here to wine about a strange story, but my complaints died on the vine and I rather enjoyed the whole charade-onnay....
haha, very good, im glad you didnt have anything to grape about.
Silver and legos. I dont think life could get any better.
It could.....gold and lego :)
Well I
LOL, I don't want to even ask how his pocket place gets "moist" at times. haha
Yea its best not to know but the tiny tears of the pocket silver piece only adds to the problem ;)
Jolly good show.
Thank you, it helps that the grapes were classically trained actors and grape knight 1 was recently the eaten grape in Pride and Prejudice, complete professionals the bunch of em :)