Avast Scallywags!!!
Pirate Sunday be a fine day for looting! And this drunk Captain had some scores to settle and a little pre-emptive skullduggery to employ. I slipped away from my shore family and climbed aboard the ”Vovo” — not exactly a corvette, but a fairly decent small craft suited better for early morning precision strikes than the looming hulk of the Ingot.
Into town went i, and to the Blockchain Gonkulator! I had some virtual pearls tucked into me compass that i had won at the Casinos of Babyleon and best thought i: to trade them for some fiat notes rather than cast them before the swine and rabble of Steemtowne. I recorded the improbable for posterity:
Y’arrr H’arrr, i would say they’re fools, but me partner will be delighted with the sale 😜
After the razzle-dazzle i headed to my lookout on the hill. It has fine vittels and affords a clear line of site to my first mark. Behold the scrumptious offerings i did entreat while me one good eye espied Van Gold. The burger cost me about 0.0011 of the magic-fairy sparkle pearls!
Complete with a couple life-rings and double cheese! As i put the Scarrrf on my burger I noticed many people going in and lining up in Van Gold, and when i peeked inside i was told it would be an hour... “Very fine Guvner” said i, as the rabble in line looked more like they be leaving theys treasure behind!
Off i went in search of a shiny new mark. I once again took me swagger to the Market of Fleas and ill repute, and tho i might’ve paid a couple dollars of Sunday primo, i did get some shiny lolly!
Back aboard me skiff i headed back towards Van Gold. But the sky went dark and strange clouds did appear from out of nowhere.
Followed by a rumbling and a concussive boom that could only portend — the Kracken!!!
Arrrrg! Savage leviathon have some mercy!!!
Kapow!!! Take that Beast!!!
Had i not been quick with my cutlass & musket i was sure a goner, dragged down by the ruthless tentacles to Davey Jones’ locker!!!
And then a hard rain did fall...
With one eye on the prize i steered clear of the storm and emerged unscathed from my frighful encounter, and behold! I was right back where i had started earlier this eventful day...and the sun did shine again!
The Ingot can always use a few more strike craft, so here was the purloinerie from the market: 4 x War Canoes (3 ‘57s and a ‘62).
With adrenlin pumping from the Kracken and fresh shiny in me vest i entered Van Gold: “knock thump, knock thump” went my stride as i leered a lecherous grin at the attendant and winked from behind me eye-patch! (So it looked like nothing at all 😜)
Minutes later i was back out in the Day of Sun. Counting me Lucky Charms and me new coins too. Well thar be an easy calculation — pieces of 8 and 8 pieces thar be!
The National bar i missed yesterday, 4 Mexicans, a fine version of the USS Constitution, a Pan-Am miner in snazzy sepia toning and an ASE for my sleeve — always good to have a few of these tricks tucked up there!
There was a puff of smoke, me last, and i was away on the radio waves and gonzo from that place of ironic deception — and the puff of smoke!
My final stop was at an apothecary where i did pick up some canon fodder. And i do expect to fodder a canon!
Now i sit in the local grog shop, restoring my version of sanity and my ability to think crookedly. With a combined haul of 10.2 oz’s, and a few grams.5 on top (✨😜✨) i feel like i’m ready for whatever comes out of the future for me — or rears its ugly head from the past!
I have one other bit of image thievin’ to show yas. I don’t think Ol’ Stackinbeard will mind. Afterall, it is his ship — and his monkey too!
No prey, no pay
Thrown on the ol’ loot pile!
Y’Arrr!!!
Here’s another place the magic happens...
(The above, seated [on monitor] is “Hook” from ABC’s Once Upon A Time — hush!!! Pls don’t tell the producers )
Steer clear of the rocks and the sirens! And may ye have smooth waters and shiny seas!
Cheers! from @thedamus
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Another fine catch by ole silver beard... that was a serious attack on the ole ingot, you where lucky to escape unharmed....😁 Huh, A Pirate using a bitcoin machine.... thats classic.
Y’Arrr pirate Brockman! Thar be many of us pirates, in name, alive and kicking the snot out of the fractional reserve system!
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Arrrrrrrg!
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Y’Arrr!!!
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Great video man, I was laughing my ass off. You sure are living the pirate life!
Is that our Precious I can see on the rocks there on one of yer shineys?
Cheers Matey!
Re:Precious — that must be her 😍
Silverbeard secures himself quite the bounty for a days sailin
T’was a good thing i had a PB Hex to ward off that monster!!!
You have a fine booty... I mean, you found a fine booty 🤥.
The NWT round is a beauty and fit for a captain!
Cheers Fat-e — i took this pic today with you in mind!
Methinks the very one!
Cool beans.
You are a maniac my friend....I’m cracking up still🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪
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If my ship breaks down... do you have room for one more on board?
Aye! the Ingot has several first-class berths for rabble-rousing!
Whew that was a close call with the Kracken! Glad you were able to save the loot :)
Ah ha!!! The luckiest pirate around! Thanks for the visit ks 👊😎
I started reading this & thought I was reading about my own Sunday for a second. I TOO MET THE KRACKEN!!! 🦑 and had a burger.
Glad you made it out of the clutches of the foul beast. 😉
Lol! Awesome! You know what they say about great minds!
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Arrrr.... I just love how you stay in character @thedamus. The video cracked me up! 🤣🤣🤣
Thx for comment! I am happy you enjoyed, and makes acting like a child seem a little more reasonable! 🤣👍
What a day. Nice pickups buddy!
Cheers kp!
Another day, another loot, another pile of shiny. I think you will soon move to a bigger place, just to have space for your treasures... :=))
Y’Arrr Rono — we’re gonna’ need a bigger ship!
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Nice pickins ole silverbeard, please save me some loot!!! Keep a stackin!!!
Y’Arrr Sparks88 — thar be plenny left to plunder!
da scallywags leaving theys treasures behind at van gold will be glad to gather da filthy scraps of rags.
those be da fools at da market of fleas and ill repute using da filthy rags to purloin worthless crap and scraps. da sirens of fleas confuse morr sheeple souls than da seven seas.
Have ye another matey!!!
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Poetic I must say, you gift in poetry was portrayed in this post, with the words forming so unskippabled smooth rhymes, this is what I call a narrator . You created the images in the head as one reads through the lines. Just have to honestly commend your writeup
Thanks O! I’m glad you like 😜👍
Wait until you get a load of my new post... It's a new addition to my P.C. Theory and I happened to mention Bit-Coin before seeing your Post...
@thedamus, always gets the right catch
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this shp is very cool!
excellent..as always!! see the post I put up today..big, big move coming in silver and gold..and fairly soon.
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thanks for the visit!!
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If you have fine booty, you get a fine prey.NWT round is perfect for a beauty and a captain!