It’s DOOBIE TIME!!! (aka: @raybrockman kicks major ass!)

thedamus (73)in #steemsilvergold • 6 years ago (edited)

Hi friends,

It’s doobie time! And by that i mean it’s (one after) 9:09 a.m. here on the Westcoast and i’m coming in hot! I was up early today drinking coffees and goofing off on-line and such when i saw this:

🍆🍆🍆 BOING!!! 🍆🍆🍆

That a girl! Now i’m no expert (with my predictions) but this is looking like a trend reversal to me. Historically, bitcoin “crashes” have always had a bloody, deep, and scary spike down before resuming the next bull run, and we haven’t really seen that yet...but who knows? Not even Honey Badger knows what it’s gonna’ eat next! So for now i’m going with it being DOOBIE TIME !!!

⚡️✨🤪🤪🤪✨⚡️

But i have other reasons too! For starters, it’s Wednesday, and Wednesday is a good day to smoke a joint! But also,

[edit: it’s actually Thursday... D’oh!]

I GOT MAIL MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

And not just a surprise cheque from the original series: 21 Jump Street, and the 80’s flick “Shoot to Kill...” although i got that too:

(Lofl!!! The big-time baby!!! 😁🤣😂)

But i also got a fucking beast of a package from @raybrockman — and that mofo doesn’t monkey around!

The fucking thing weighs 6lbs 9ounces!!! And is cleverly resplendent in glorious camouflage!

Oh Fuck! 😳😳😳

Now Just to bring yaz up to speed: i believe Ray has sent me my winnings from about 6 months of plundering @raybrockman raffles, maybe a couple purchases from RCS, i forget! 😜😂, but also: i’d bet Ray has lined up Round 8 in the Heavy Weight Stacker Bout — and O Fuck! — there may even be his One-Up-The-Other-Guy reply in here too! I just don’t know, and i’m kinda scared, and excited, and all jittery and shit from too many espressos...

So, i have smoked a joint, and will now proceed with a live unboxing — and one like you have never seen before i’m sure!

💥💥💥💥💥 BOOM!!! 💥💥💥💥💥

K, i’m going in...

Holy Shit! It’s full of toys, and jingly bits, and what is that, a stuffie? 🤩😍🤪🤩

First the note!

Ray just sezit like it is. And now the Splash.

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Where do i start? Well, first thing is: Sweet Lambo!!! 😂😂😂 ever since Ray didn’t win the red one in MR3 sub-raffle i have been looking for the right one, but alas, he beat me to the punch again!

⚡️👊😎⚡️

Alright, i’m taking the manilla parcels and the coffee mug that is very jingly 😁🤩😁

Fucking awesome! A see through coffee cup with playing pieces 😳😜😂🤣 and another stocking!

Holy Shizzle! ...thedamus pauses for a smoke

OMFG!!! Check out what was in the sock motherfuckers!

Serious ass-kicking finery by the OG @pit-bullion
What a chunk!!!

I’ll let the boys open these up on Christmas Morn 😁😍🤩🤣😎👍

But i am going to look in this one, ‘cause hey, no instructions not too 😜

Holy Moly!!! Look at all this stuff!!! I think i might have won the 100 dollar bill, or mabey the Sheriff...i never kept track of wins from RB ‘cause i knew they were safe in the safe 😁😁😁

Super cool to get the Deadpool round too! All i need now is the Iron Man to complete the series to date — and he’s already flying in from Sweden 😜

Wow!!! My stackitus is raging right now!!! I’m going for another sock!

Green sock yields blue pouch!

And blue pouch yields — Holy Fuck!!!

Number #1 Deadpool by the Metals Mafia, weighing in at 5.3 gorgeous ounces!

And now left sock!

Amaze-Ballz! Another beauty from @pit-bullion and a kick-ass Skull dog-tag by @stackinag47 — sweeeeeeeet!!!

...thedamus pauses for another smoke — i’mma shakin’ all over!

And now the right sock:

Yeah baby! American Constitutional halves! And eights of ‘em! Just the wayz we likes ‘em — Yarrrr!!! ☠️☠️💀☠️☠️

Phew!!! That’s a lot of shiny!!! But there’s still da’ big sock to open!

...this is very fun Ray! I will most deffo say it again, but THANK YOU for being so fucking badass!

Da Big Sock!

More manilla baby! Fun! Fun! Fun!!! I see now that there are packs for both boys:

And three others — one marked Damus and 2 blanks — so i’m going in!!! Unmarked envelopes first!

In the first:

Wow! 2 old style Libertads that i have wanted to have for a very long time, a new version Libertad — sweet! — and a gorgeous Morgan dollar from 1891! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

And in the second: — holy, Holy Fuck!!!

A Perfect ASE of precious metals, a beautifully blackened 2017 Steem Round #0098/1,500 and a totally gorgeous 2oz Cleopatra that get’s a perfect 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
10 eggplants!

And finally, the one marked for @thedamus...

What a colossal fucking haul!!! I got lost for a while playing with it 😁🤩🤩🤩😁

So just what exactly the fuck is going on here!!!?

Well, ol’ Ray has gifted me the Deadpool pieces, the Western Skull, and the 8 cool af half dollars!
The other stuff i have either bought at RCS or won in one of Ray’s many, many raffles over the last several months. So THANK YOU Ray for sending me all of my loot! And HOLY FUCK MAN! Thank you again for the awesome gifts — and for my boys’ gifts too!!! You Rule! I must confess that the Christmas Card i have sent you simply does not compare with this wild booty, even if it was sent with warmest blessings.

So yeah, that happened!!!

One more look at that gorgeous motherfucker:

Thanks Ray! You’re a true class act and a heluva good friend to have on this shiny journey.
⚡️👊😎⚡️

I am @thedamus — and my mind is blown!

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6 years ago in #steemsilvergold by thedamus (73)

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ronaldoavelino (76) 6 years ago

That is THE unboxing! Wonderful!

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thedamus (73) 6 years ago

For real hey? What a glorious morning i have just had 😁😁😁😁😁

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silver-hammer (67) 6 years ago

😂😂😂 you said " see through coffee mug with playing pieces lofl..... just a small gift from me to you and your boys.... keep stacking brother, cant wait to open that card. Tell them boys Uncle Ray said Merry Christmas to Damus gang!!!😎👊