Oh, be careful with talk like that. Never guarantee a ROI; somebody might take you seriously and thence to court.
And I don't mean that entirely seriously but I don't mean it entirely un-seriously either.
(I'm pretty sure that I could come up with interesting statistics that no one but me would care about, even if I included really nice graphs. I have a gift for irrelevance.)
Haha... a gift for irrelevance sounds nice! :D
Well, would be curious to see what kind of stats are in your mind.