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Ego has tiiits,
ego has tiiits,
tralalalalala!
Ego has tiiits.

Hahahahaha, this made my day, thank you @sco!

😂 😂 😂

Always at your disposal ;-)

That's your envy singing.

No worries, even if something happens, modern medicine has a solution, I think these would be perfect for you:

hello-kitty-breast-implants.jpg

I'm not even going to ask how you found these.